Hermitcraft One-Shots

Squirrel

Warnings: You might need an inhaler

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<Grian> You guys remember that 'face reveal' X did?

<Docm77> Oh no

<Ren> This can't be good

<Xisuma> What are you going on about, Watcher boy?

<Grian> I'm just saying...

<Grian> I found a thing....

<Grian> Where a squirrel put on a Scream mask....

<Grian> So therefore......

<Xisuma> I will murder you if you say I'm a squirrel

<Grian> Suma is a squirrel!

<Grian> FIGHT ME SQUIRREL, I DARE YOU!

Grian was blown up whilst trying to escape Xisuma

<Grian> YOU-

<Grian> MMMMMMMMMMMMM

<Grian> I hate you

<Xisuma> You dared me. It's not my fault you ran into your TNT trap.

<Grian> Go eat a cow turd.

Grian was slain by Xisuma

<Grian> ACCEPT THE FUNNY GUY SQUIRRELY BOY!

<Xisuma> Only if you accept the truth Chicken Man

Xisuma was slain by Grian

<Grian> No witnesses.