RWBY Females X Male Reader: Oneshots - Volume 1

Tonight... - (Coco X Paranoid Male Reader)

Coco Fanart By: Kimmy77 On DeviantArt

Requested By: MeowChickaBowPow

Published On: August 6, 2021

THIRD PERSON POV

The door to Team RWBY's dorm gets almost blasted off its hinges as Ruby races into the dorm and straight to the TV, all while she was squealing in excitement. She turns on the TV and quickly switches it to the correct channel, gets out her cookie jar, and puts two mugs of ice coffee down.

After a few commercials it finally started, a new episode of Ruby's favorite show. Ruby cheers as the theme tune starts and the silhouettes of the hosts get shown in front of footage of past adventures, the voiceover leading into the episode...

Y/N: "Tonight...I crash a Lotus, Emilia breaks everything, and Sally wears a hat."

The footage fades out as a gear moves into the frame before transforming into the Top Gear logo, the camera pans down onto the stage where Y/N walks out from behind the crowd.

Y/N: "Hello everybody, glad to have you all back for this season's finale." He greets as the crowd cheers loudly.

Emilia: "Did you really have to do me like that in the intro?" She asks as she and Sally join him on the couch.

Y/N: "Of course, you literally broke everything, made the production team's day ten times harder, you even ruined my lunch." He explained.

On their TV a clip started showing Emilia driving a Hillman Imp before she losses control and crashes right into the lunch table that was set up, making Y/N's lunch go flying high in the air before smacking onto the tarmac. The audience laughs while Y/N gives Emilia a glare, she just hides her face in her hands though as she blushed out of embarrassment.

Y/N: "Now, ruined lunches aside, I've decided that it was time to prove Sally wrong and show her that the Porsche 911 is in fact not the greatest car of all time...the Lotus Esprit is..."

And with that, the show cuts to shots of a Lotus Esprit standing along a coastal road.

Yang: "How long until the show is over?" She asks as she leans over from the side of her bed.

Ruby: "Oh I'm gonna binge old Top Gear Specials after this one, gonna do this the entire night!" She replied as she leaned back and took a big sip of her ice coffee.

The rest of the team knew from that point that they weren't going to see any of their shows tonight...

ATLAS - L/N PRODUCTIONS ' CAR LOT

It was raining as Y/N was sitting on the hood of one of the many cars standing in the lot, he was just sitting there holding his head. The rain at this point had already completely drenched him, all the stress in his head prevented him from acknowledging that though.

Coco: "Are you okay?"

Y/N looked up when he heard her voice, there she was standing with an umbrella. He was taken by surprise, it was almost like this woman had come out of nowhere.

Y/N: "...Y-Yeah...yeah I'm fine."

Coco: "Doesn't sound like it, now come on, you'll catch a cold sitting in the rain like this." She says as she holds the umbrella over him now as well.

She pulls him off the hood and walks with him off the lot towards an old Buick parked at the curb, she opens the passenger door for him but he just stares at her confused.