A/N: This is a definite crack induced imagine. Enjoy this
"Author, I'm not doing this again." You sighed as the masked robber held a knife to your throat. I sighed and looked up from the computer screen.
"(Y/N), darling, I need to evoke some emotion. What's more emotional than Pete crying because you were killed during a robbery?" I explained.
"Why is it always in my imagines that (Y/N) dies?" Pete argued.
"Your better in touch with your emotions Pete. It's great." I smiled. You rolled your eyes, walking to me.
"If you're going to kill me off, can you get a better reaper? I know you still value your childhood characters, but Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy just isn't cutting it anymore." You bargained.
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"Fine! Grim, you're fired." I sighed. Grim threw down his script, mumbling as he walked away.
"Well now I need a new reaper. I could always bring in Sebastian Stan. Now that's someone who I wouldn't mind reaping me." I smiled fondly.
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"What about giving another celebrity a cameo?" Pete asked.
"Your right. I'll bring the rest of the guys into the scene so we can decide as a team." I agreed. Suddenly the guys appeared.
"Alright so we're trying to get a new reaper who will carry you guys away when I inevitably kill you." I explained, catching everyone up to speed.
"Finally. Grim was a little too...animated for me." Joe shuddered.
"I nominated Sebastian Stan, but I want to hear what you guys think."
"Tom Hiddleston!" Andy suggested.
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"Ugh yes. I love him too. More."
"Chris Evans?" Pete asked.
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"Love it! More."
"Grant Gustin." Joe added.
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"Gorgeous choice Joey. Another one!"
"Matthew Gray Gubler." Patrick smiled.
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"My baby Spencer Reid?!! These are some great choices guys. (Y/N), do you have a preference? Ya know, since I do end up killing you the most." I asked.
"I don't know. I feel like the guys already picked the snacks. It's up to you now." You smiled.
"Alrighty then. Eeny meeny miny Sebastian!"
"Now how is that fair? Of course you'd pick Sebastian." Pete grumbled, mad Chris Evans wouldn't be the reaper.
"Are you kidding me? He looks like a whole meal dressed in all back." I grinned happily.
"I'll tell you what, the reaper will switch periodically. So next time any of you guys die, just imagine Sebastian, Chris, Tom, Grant, or Matthew. Sound good?" I suggested.
"Good." You and the guys agreed.
"Perfect. Now, (Y/N) and Pete, get back into position. Also can we get Sebastian here please?! Someone's about to die!" I ordered. You rolled your eyes getting ready to die.
"Um, so what am I supposed to do?" Sebastian asked walking next to me. I swooned placing my hand on his arm.
